cumsock:

put this sticker on my ass

cumsock:

put this sticker on my ass

pallet-town-julie-brown:

womb-of-reefer:

didyoueatallthisacid:

real talk tho

teach karate to ur nudes

How tho

pallet-town-julie-brown:

womb-of-reefer:

didyoueatallthisacid:

real talk tho

teach karate to ur nudes

How tho

tastefullyoffensive:

Introducing “Redneck Retreiver”

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

maliciaous:

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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WHAT THE HELL

“Sometimes, I feel like ripping apart my skin and searching for a reason for why I feel this empty.
Maybe my veins are tangled, or something is lodged in my ribcage. Because it feels like something inside of me is missing or broken.”
— (via pphyew)

imreallycoolandfriendly:

If you tell a someone w boobs that they need to buy a shirt/dress that covers up their bra chances are you need to buy some pants to cover up your diaper because you are a massive whiny piss baby

BCV THEMES